When you said your life was like something off a tv show, I thought you were just being melodramatic…
I did tell you~
It really isn’t all fun and games, fighting crime and catching criminals, Harry.
Are you sure? Because that’s exactly what it sounds like!
I will never doubt you again, John. Every hyperbole you spout, I will totally believe. Totally.
Okay well. It’s a little fun. Sometimes.
But it’s really serious too!
Good, that’s what I like to hear~
When you said your life was like something off a tv show, I thought you were just being melodramatic…
I did tell you~
It really isn’t all fun and games, fighting crime and catching criminals, Harry.
Oh, tell me about it.
You have no idea how many times I’ve had to basically bleach the fridge because he’s spilt blood and guts and other various things all over it.
Wouldn’t it be better if you just got yourself a small fridge so he could use the other one for whatever else?
Tried that. He just brought home even MORE body parts.
Hide your food at your landlady’s apartment?
Tried that too. That just earns me a lot of ‘Not your Housekeeper!’s
The blood is a bitch to get out of the carpet though.
And he always makes me clean after him.Oh, tell me about it.
You have no idea how many times I’ve had to basically bleach the fridge because he’s spilt blood and guts and other various things all over it.
Wouldn’t it be better if you just got yourself a small fridge so he could use the other one for whatever else?
Tried that. He just brought home even MORE body parts.
Well to be fair at least your roommate doesn’t shoot your dates when you bring them over.
No but he does ‘deduce’ their life stories to the point where they honestly cannot stand to be in either of our presences ever again.
At least your dates don’t get the chance to slap you in the face.
The blood is a bitch to get out of the carpet though.
And he always makes me clean after him.
Oh, tell me about it.
You have no idea how many times I’ve had to basically bleach the fridge because he’s spilt blood and guts and other various things all over it.
I thought you were supposed to be the polite one.If it had been Sherlock that had answered, it would have been a damn sight ruder.
That is polite in Baker Street.
Well to be fair at least your roommate doesn’t shoot your dates when you bring them over.
No but he does ‘deduce’ their life stories to the point where they honestly cannot stand to be in either of our presences ever again.
At least your dates don’t get the chance to slap you in the face.
